by Oliver Clark
After the YouGov exit polls suggested a narrow 52-48 victory
for Remain on June 23rd, I went to bed in preparation for my open day at
Warwick University the next morning. On this night, 'going to bed' consisted of
me watching the TV with bated breath as the thing that I had hoped so dearly
for slowly became a reality. I 'woke up' to my dad telling me that it was time
to get up and that against all odds, Brexit was happening. It was about half
way up to Coventry when the news was finally confirmed, and that it was
announced that the British Public, with the highest turn out for a national
vote since 1992, had voted to Leave the European Union. It is the next chapter
of Britain's political and economic landscape, and I could not be happier.
However, my feelings were not shared by approximately 48% of the population.
In this article, I could go on about the pure outcry of
the vast majority of my peers, angered about the uneducated and antiquated
older generation (who had seen the EU for what it was originally designed to be
and how different it has subsequently become) for ruining the future of
Britain's youth (despite 18-24 year olds amassing a turnout of 36%, less than
half of every other age demographic). But I would be forced into talking about
the 52% of the population who are rejoicing and democratic vote, where their
voices were heard and their vote mattered.
I could go on about the economic worries and
uncertainties that we now face, ones that, despite being 100% legitimate and
will cause a reduction of investment until new deals are formed, were
inevitable after a vote of this magnitude. But I feel that if I talked about
this, I would be forced to talk about the resilience and almost immediate
recovery of Stirling, the FTSE, and various other post Brexit positives, such
as the agreement for a new Jaguar Factory in Wales and the confirmation that
Morgan Stanley will not be causing the 2,000 job losses that were talked of in
recent months.
I could talk about the political instability that we now
face, with the immediate and honestly inevitable resignation of David Cameron
(in a speech that I feel will cement his legacy as one of the most respectable
Prime Ministers this country has ever seen) and the apparent internal collapse
of the Labour Cabinet (one that even the most rickety IKEA bedside table would
be proud of). But once again I would hence be inclined to talk about the shock
that this has sent through the spines of the unelected and unaccountable
commissioners, who now must realise that the current direction of their
European Project is not working. And hey, for all the Remainers reading this,
Nigel Farage is out of a job and will probably feel inclined to take a step
back from main stream politics now that his work is done! What a day to be
alive!
What I am trying to say is this. The result of the
referendum has had both positive and negative effects for every one of us. But
the time for bitterness and anger and frustration must now be over. The public
have made their decision, by a majority of 1.3 million people, and as said by
both David Cameron and Jean Claude Juncker, this 'must be respected'. So let us
move forward together, and make the most of the current situation. After what I
feel was a poorly run campaign on both sides, I think we all need learn how to
smile and laugh again. Here is how I picture the aftermath of Brexit. I hope
you enjoy!
The year is 2044 and we are still waiting for World War
3, Economic Collapse and the Plague of Locusts of Project Fear. Britain has not
only survived, but thrived after the democratic vote to Leave the European Union.
The post Brexit Government, commandeered by the likes of Andrea Leadsom, Liam
Fox, Priti Patel, and the blonde haired bombshell that is Boris Johnson,
triggered Article 50 and successfully negotiated a trade deal with the EU that
was in the best interest of both sides. It was only common sense that tariffs
would harm the European economies just as much as Britain's, and so after
months of calm, logical discussion, the agreement was reached. Due to Britain
not being a member of the EU, it could now negotiate independent trade deals
with growing economies across the rest of the world, such as India, China,
Australia and Ethiopia, and these were reached far quicker due to us not having
to wait on all 27 other EU countries to agree terms with each other.
Britain could now employ a migration policy that was not
discriminatory, a points based system where they could source labour from 100%
of the working population for the jobs in the economy that needed more workers.
One year it was doctors, the next it was road sweepers, the beauty is that now
the UK could choose. The policy, despite being branded as racist or right wing
during the campaign, is in fact employed by every other non EU country in the
world. There were genuine concerns over mass uncontrollable immigration before
the Brexit vote, but now Britain could enjoy the cultural diversity and skills
that a sensible immigration policy brings, without the stigma for some caused
by free movement of people.
The European Project is still functioning! For the moment
at least. After seeing the confident step of Britain in 2016, other countries
decide to hold referendums on EU membership. Those who had lost faith in the
project, or decided that it was simply not for them, decided to leave through
democratic votes and are continuing to survive. The hottest debate at the
moment is the decision over which campaign abbreviation for an EU referendum
was the most catchy (my vote goes to Sweden with Swexit, but please suggest
others below). As stated previously, despite Juncker, Schultz and Tusk not
being at the helm, the Union still lives on for those who still want it.
Co-operation between EU and non-EU countries is stronger than ever, as despite
the scare stories, working together never depended upon a political union.
And what about the current politicians of 2016? David
Cameron is still kicking himself for getting so involved with the referendum
that eventually cost him his political career, but he is still remembered as a
Prime Minister who brought about some great Economic and Social successes, with
record high employment and the legalisation of gay marriage to name but two.
George Osbourne is currently camped out in a military bunker, paying homage to
The Shining in writing out 'Safer, Stronger, Better Off In' across the walls of
his refuge. Nigel Farage is now relaxing with his German Wife and French Wine
in a Swiss Chateau, reminiscent of a Bond villain who actually succeeded. I
would like to use this point to express my pure admiration for Mr Farage. No
matter how divisive a character he may be, he succeeded in something that he
had fought for for over 23 years, truly taking on the establishment and
winning. Whether you love him or loath him, his determination is undeniable and
his one liners are unmatchable. He has also saved me the trauma of having to
get into politics in order to take us out of the EU later in my life, so to him
I say a massive Thank You! Corbyn is probably still clinging to his post as
Labour Leader with his last breaths despite a 200-1 vote of no confidence from
his MPs, Sturgeon is about to embark on Independence Referendum No. 57 , and
still, no one knows who Tim Farron is (sorry any Lib Dems out there, I hope
things get a bit brighter soon!).
And finally, Olly Clark has had a pretty fun three decades.
After graduating with a first in his Economics degree, he did his best to make
a difference, and hopefully made a few quid at the same time. To this day, he
remembers the inspirational words of the Warwick Head of Economics Abhinay
Muthoo, stating that 'economics was the subject of the present and the future'
and that 'we will always need economists to solve the problems that the world
throws at us'.
Just to confirm, my economics skills have not led me to a
cost efficient way to build a time machine and see into the future (yet), but
if this referendum has taught me anything, it is that pessimism, negativity and
fear does not win.
In the words of Eric Idle, 'Always look on the bright
side of life (infuriating whistling)'. Keep smiling, everyone
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