Friday, 30 January 2015

The Good, The Bad and The Illuminati

by Caleb Barron




The Illuminati... The super elite intent on infiltrating all the world's organisations to create a worldwide revolution to overthrow the governments of all known states, destroy all religions and create a single world government to control us all. 

After being outlawed they worked in secret promoting evil schemes through groups such as the Freemasons, the British Royal Family, the EU, the UN, international banking, the Zionist-Bolshevik conspiracy and even the current occupants of the White House. That's right and not only is Barack Obama in on it but so are all of out favourite pop stars: Jay-Z, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West and Lady Gaga. 

It seems there is no escape. 

Through these influential roles the Illuminati control our everyday lives and are puppet masters of world affairs, gradually softening up the world's population for the imposition of a new world order. To this date the Illuminati have infiltrated and instigated the American, French and Russian revolutions, the EU, World Health Organisation, the World Bank, the International Monetary fund, that Super Bowl game  - when Beyonce did the triangle with her hands (clearly manipulating and brainwashing us all) and even the UN (why do you think they shut down the League of Nations?). In fact they're probably in league with the aliens and are preparing us to be enslaved as the human race to work for the aliens as they take over the planet.  Or maybe they are the aliens?

The writer for armageddonconspiracy.co.uk had the honour of interviewing a leading member of the Illuminati. The interviewee is part of what they call the '12-man Ruling Council' containing five Americans, five Western Europeans, one Russian and one Indian. There are currently 6,000 members in the Illuminati and they are often quite wealthy. The Illuminati member goes on to describe similarities in belief between them and David Icke but says that David Icke has been corrupted by their mutual enemies and now thinks it is the New World Order (the sort of end point for the Illuminati) that is bad and not the Old World Order (which is actually bad). The 'great secret' is revealed in code in four novels by Mike Hockney which have been released and the message is out there 'for those who have ears for our [the Illuminati's] message. 

There is also talk of 'the evidence' that reveals the big secret which 'would lead to an unimaginable cataclysm' if revealed. Something finally of substance to back up the claims surely? Well no -because the secret is never to be revealed and can only be found out if one is to join the Illuminati, which would mean giving up a life of work to hear one experience. This of course is somewhat a reference to The Matrix red pill or blue pill conundrum. 

So that brings us nicely back to the beginning. The Illuminati... Illuminati is of course Latin for 'enlightened ones' and, historically, it can only really be accredited to the Bavarian Illuminati, a group almost in competition with the Freemasons to stop religious and governmental influence and generate revolution and a better political system. In this way I have created for you a very brief history of the illuminati: 
  • Adam Weishaupt (Bavarian Professor who was a protestant in a very Catholic regime) became anti-clerical, deciding he wanted to live in a fairer society and not get down trodden because of his views.
  • He decided to join the Freemasonry but it was expensive and they didn't agree with his ideas, so he left.
  • He decided, on 1 May 1776, with four student, to form the Order of the Illuminati using the Owl of Minerva as their symbol.
  • One of his students expanded the group and made a Munich branch.
  • In 1778 (when the order had generated a huge membership of 12) this student was asked to leave because Weishaupt saw him as a liability and so got Zack to help out instead.
  • By the end of summer 1778 they had 27 members.
  • 3 grades were set up for hierarchy (Novice, Minerval and Illuminated Minerval) and a criteria was drawn up for new recruits (rich, docile, willing to learn, aged 18-30 and neither Jewish nor Pagan nor female nor monks nor Freemasons).
  • Some people didn't like the structure and had other ideas that weren't accepted so got angry.
  • The ruler of Bavaria shut all secret organisations down in 1786 and the Illuminati never gained membership above 200 people.

And so it was over. The great and mysterious Illuminati survived a total of ten years and never got more that 200 members. So what's all the fuss about? 

Joel Levy, a conspiracy theorist/ journalist, writes: 'Deranged and distasteful anti-Semitic rants about the Illuminati and their new world order simply obscure and detract from genuinely helpful conspiracy research, helping those with something to hide -  the secret state, for instance - to dismiss serious researchers as nuts and fruitcakes.' 


The simple answer is the Illuminati are amusing and obscure and easy material for books, films, conspiracy theories and all manner of Youtube videos. The Illuminati amuses us and who knows maybe that was their plan all along and we're fast being subdued into their 'New World Order' and before long we will all be mindless beings following their every order and playing straight into their hands. 

And maybe not.

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