by Shapol Mohamed
For me, it is an all-too-familiar scene.
Whenever I arrive at airport security checkpoints, the stony-faced customs
official looks at me with suspicion; the beard raises a flag. When I approach
the custom official, his heart rate soars to a sickening rhythm and bile washes
up his nicotine-layered throat. I hand over my passport. His eyes widen and his
jaws are on the brink of dropping: he notices my last name is “Mohamed.” And
this is the best bit, he then says “Okay sir, could you come to the side for a RANDOM
intensive security check?” Somehow, it is always random - I should carry out a
statistical hypothesis test on whether this is actually random.
boarding a plane: stressful |
It may be true that airports make my life much
harder but for the vast majority of people, airports make their lives much
easier. We can, thanks to air travel, go from one continent to another in a
matter of hours. It is much better than being in a car for days. I do admit
aeroplanes can be very hectic at times. You could be packed into an aircraft
like as if you were sardines in a can, expect the passengers aren’t sardines -
they are piranhas because they will bite your nose off if you breathe. Equally
as annoying, could be when you are stuck in the aisle of an airplane waiting
for some chump with a carry-on the size of a small bus trying to cram it into a
space in the overhead locker the size of a toy car. If you are in this
situation you may be experiencing air rage. This begs the question: “How could
we possibly stop this rage-mania from occurring?”
Well, we need to change how we board
aeroplanes. Currently, airlines follow the most boneheaded way possible. They
ask the passengers to board from the front and fill the back. In a paper by
Eitan Bachmat, he looks at different ways of boarding a plane. It turns out
even boarding a plane at random is quicker than the method that current
airlines use. The most efficient way of making everyone board is to make
passengers board “outside-in” and back to front - so that those with window
seats in the back row board first and then those with window seats in the
middle and then moving on.
However, this is not practical and would
require a lot of organisation.
It is almost a miracle that we can fly in an
aircraft. One moment you are pelting along the ground, and the next minute your
Airbus A380 - weighing nearly 600 tonnes, about as much as a dozen houses - is
pitched backward, up in the air, completely safe. Barely a century ago, such
things were unimaginable and we have come along away since the Wright Brothers
just about flew a few hundred feet. How have we been able to defy physics and
make heavier-than-air structures fly?
Wings are the most vital part of the aeroplane
are the wings. It is where the turbines are placed, it holds the fuel and most
importantly, its shape enables lift-off. The shape enables the air to flow
around it. You can imagine trying to push this shape forward in a ball pool and
it is hopefully obvious that it would be pushed upwards by the balls as you
moved it along. This can be explained by Newton. He tells us that “every action
has an equal and opposite reaction.” This means that pushing the balls down
results in the wings being lifted up. However, this only accounts for a third
of the total lift provided and this alone is not enough to lift the plane into
the sky.
The rest of the lift is from something that is
a bit less obvious in the ball pool. Behind the wing, there are fewer balls
than there are below it, meaning the wing is sucked upwards by the
comparatively low pressure. There is also an element of being accelerated
along the wing and “squirting” the air downwards and backward. This is because
at high speeds air is slightly viscous and “clings” onto the wings.
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